Welcome to the site of the F.A.R.T. Brigade!  We here, at F.A.R.T. Headquarters, are hard at work making sure the people of this great nation are no longer held in the thrall of ordinary, mind bending television programs.  The corneas of the people of the United States (and parts of Montana) are screaming out for relief!!  WE HAVE HEARD YOUR PLEAS!!!  We know what you want and we are ready to deliver it to you!  The Networks have ignored you!  Your leaders laugh at your ideas!  You can't find those nudie pics of Brittany Spears on the Net that everyone else seams to find!!!!   Well, we might not be able to help you with that last thought, but we drive on!!  We will no longer tolerate the listless programming, overpaid and under talented actors, and the total lack of respect for SPAM!  The most Holy Nectar of Pork will be revered with all the proper butt kissing it deserves!
    Ok, so we don't have major T.V./Cable access at this time.  Everyone starts small.  In fact, this web page is far from finished (what do you expect after not having the proper dosage of Jolt Cola and Moon Pies?)  Please look in every once in a while to see our T.V. scheduling, which should be on Cable Access on TCI of Ventura County, California.

You can contact the Inner Circle by using the address below.  Please designate in your Email who you wish to directly contact.
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